So I got bored and decided to rewrite the Lokisenna. See if you can guess who everyone is! If you don't know, search Myths Retold and read any of the entries under "Norse" with titles Lik "Loki does it again" or "Loki: prince of douchebaggery" xD

"And in silence, they ate,
Words into food,
There was no joy at the banquet,
Oldest sat in many dimensions,
Thunder ate and ate,
Beauty was surprised the table had not been eaten too.

Outside, there the Sly lurked,
"Why was I not told?"
Old rules used, in Hearthfire comes,
All present scowled,
"Why are you here?"

"Am I not welcome?"
Unanimously, they nod,
Sly turns to Father,
"You bid none drink till I do"
A twist to their game.

Outcast drunk from his mischief,
Again, again,
Shy, wife of Devious,
"You should not drink so"
"Shush, o wife of mine,"

And then opened the maw,
All at the table heard pure truth,
None were bold enough as to accept their doing.
And in doing so, rage awakened.

The half eaten table crunched under Storm's paw,
"Foul-doer, be gone!"
The Sly merely smirks, and turns.

Unseeing blinks.
The wrong truth slips from drunken lips.
Suffering hangs her head,

All present frenzy, and then
Hanged stands.
A while later, a salmon swims.

A net of his own making,
And then, intestines.
And that infernal snake.

In the end, Sly will be free,
Along with Fang and Equator,
Half-dead will stand with Tricky,
And the world will burn uncontrollably."